Wednesday, April 22, 2009

My blog.

Hey folks!

So, due to the fact that celebrities have been fucking BORING lately I've decided to take my blog in a new direction - that's right - a NEW direction. For awhile now I've been carrying around a notebook that I write down out-of-context quotes that I have actually heard, so I think for the foreseeable future I'm just going to start a collection of those, along with anything celebrity-newsy or otherwise that seems fitting.


So far from the book to start:

"meth goggles and whore-wrangling"

"hippie frisbee keep-away"

"it's a wicked stripe"

"mmm... tastes like uterus"

"i'm going to flyer butt-plier that thing"

"we don't have bungee-cord eyes?"

"i've got dirty on my pants"

"i've gotta take a shit" - for real, some trashy 16-year-old chick at the pool, she YELLED it. fucking gross.

"you're on birth control, right?" - teenage boy to slutty-looking teenage girl at the pool.

"bellybutton... asshole... it doesn't matter"

"my right boob is named Janet"

"did your package rub out the shiny?"

"the Blazers are like drunk girls at the end of last call" - Belmont Inn, girl to friends

...more to come!

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Monday, February 02, 2009

Wednesday, October 04, 2006


Doug Fir (830 E Burnside St) Pink Mountaintops, The Upsidedown, The Sun the Sea, 9:00pm, Cover

Hawthorne Theatre (3862 SE Hawthorne Blvd) Art Brut, We Are Scientists, The Spinto Band, 9:00pm, $12

Satyricon (125 NW 6th Ave.) The Independents, 800 Octane, The Civies, Eat Your Heart Out, 7:30 pm, $8

Tonic Lounge (3100 NE Sandy Blvd) The Moneychangers, Reptilian Civilian, The Night Slaves, 10:00pm, Cover

Towne Lounge (714 SW 20th Place) Chris Corbell, Bright Red Paper, Colin Spring, 9:30 pm, 21+, $5

Tuesday, October 03, 2006


Sabala's Mt. Tabor (4811 SE Hawthorne Blvd.) DJ Meow (a.k.a. Jen Lane of Barfly Fame) at the Cathouse (in the Sideshow Lounge), 10:00pm, free free free!

(1304 SE 8th Ave.) Bloodriver, Miss Massive Snowflake, Dramady, 10 pm, free

Ash St. Saloon (225 SW Ash St.) 3 Sides to the Cube, 9:30 pm, $5

Crystal Ballroom (1332 W Burnside) Guster, Nada Surf, Tristan Prettyman, 8 pm, $25.50

Dante's (1 SW 3rd Ave.) Two Ton Boa, Sophe Lux, Magick Daggers, 9:30 pm, $7

Doug Fir (8th & E Burnside) PRA Benefit: Heroes & Villains, The Shaky Hands, Arcularius, 9 pm, $7-15

Roseland (6th & W Burnside) The Scissor Sisters, DJ Sammy Jo, 8 pm, $25

Tonic (3100 NE Sandy Blvd.) The Spits, The Super Destroyers, Nix, 10pm, cover

WOW Hall (Eugene, I have no clue) Art Brut, We Are Scientists, The Spinto Band, 7 pm, $13-15


Ash St. Saloon (225 SW Ash St.) Unified Theory, BooSen, 9:15 pm, free

Dante's (1 SW 3rd Ave.) Noir City, $3

Hawthorne Theatre (39th & SE Hawthorne) Open Mic, 9 pm, free

Roseland (6th & W. Burnside) Muse, The Like, 8 pm, expensive

Tonic (3100 NE Sandy Blvd.) Tony Smiley, Brushfield Spots, 3.38 & An Eye, cover

Towne Lounge (714 SW 20th Place) Noise from the Sky, Montauk Ghost, 9:30 pm, cover

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