Wednesday, April 22, 2009
So, due to the fact that celebrities have been fucking BORING lately I've decided to take my blog in a new direction - that's right - a NEW direction. For awhile now I've been carrying around a notebook that I write down out-of-context quotes that I have actually heard, so I think for the foreseeable future I'm just going to start a collection of those, along with anything celebrity-newsy or otherwise that seems fitting.
So far from the book to start:
"meth goggles and whore-wrangling"
"hippie frisbee keep-away"
"it's a wicked stripe"
"mmm... tastes like uterus"
"i'm going to flyer butt-plier that thing"
"we don't have bungee-cord eyes?"
"i've got dirty on my pants"
"i've gotta take a shit" - for real, some trashy 16-year-old chick at the pool, she YELLED it. fucking gross.
"you're on birth control, right?" - teenage boy to slutty-looking teenage girl at the pool.
"bellybutton... asshole... it doesn't matter"
"my right boob is named Janet"
"did your package rub out the shiny?"
"the Blazers are like drunk girls at the end of last call" - Belmont Inn, girl to friends
...more to come!
Tuesday, April 14, 2009
Monday, February 02, 2009
Wednesday, October 04, 2006
SHOWS FOR THURSDAY, OCTOBER 5TH
Tuesday, October 03, 2006
SHOWS FOR WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 4TH
Acme (1304 SE 8th Ave.) Bloodriver, Miss Massive Snowflake, Dramady, 10 pm, free
Ash St. Saloon (225 SW Ash St.) 3 Sides to the Cube, 9:30 pm, $5
Crystal Ballroom (1332 W Burnside) Guster, Nada Surf, Tristan Prettyman, 8 pm, $25.50
Dante's (1 SW 3rd Ave.) Two Ton Boa, Sophe Lux, Magick Daggers, 9:30 pm, $7
Doug Fir (8th & E Burnside) PRA Benefit: Heroes & Villains, The Shaky Hands, Arcularius, 9 pm, $7-15
Roseland (6th & W Burnside) The Scissor Sisters, DJ Sammy Jo, 8 pm, $25
Tonic (3100 NE Sandy Blvd.) The Spits, The Super Destroyers, Nix, 10pm, cover
WOW Hall (Eugene, I have no clue) Art Brut, We Are Scientists, The Spinto Band, 7 pm, $13-15
SHOWS FOR TUESDAY, OCTOBER 3RD
Ash St. Saloon (225 SW Ash St.) Unified Theory, BooSen, 9:15 pm, free
Dante's (1 SW 3rd Ave.) Noir City, $3
Hawthorne Theatre (39th & SE Hawthorne) Open Mic, 9 pm, free
Roseland (6th & W. Burnside) Muse, The Like, 8 pm, expensive
Tonic (3100 NE Sandy Blvd.) Tony Smiley, Brushfield Spots, 3.38 & An Eye, cover